digimushu
03-07-2004, 11:49 PM
Some tips on life:
Things to help you in life...
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,it was probably worth it.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
never sit down with a light bulb in your back pocket.
Things to help you in life...
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,it was probably worth it.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
never sit down with a light bulb in your back pocket.