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digimushu
03-07-2004, 11:49 PM
Some tips on life:

Things to help you in life...

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,it was probably worth it.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

never sit down with a light bulb in your back pocket.

digimushu
04-07-2004, 12:01 AM
And if anybody has any other wise words, please feel free to share
:)

PeiWen
17-09-2004, 01:28 PM
wise words....sigh..been hearing much, but not sure how many can be suitably applied in its place....anyway, nice to ponder those wise words, and reflect back what have happened in the real life...
eh, how come i can't view your (digimushu) avatar? or is it my comp problem?

digimushu
17-09-2004, 01:29 PM
hrmm....i'm wondering the same thing myself....

PeiWen
20-09-2004, 09:17 PM
--Franklin P. Adams
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love just makes the ride worthwhile.
Interesting here.....

-- Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

How true is this....
-- Henri-Frederic Amiel
Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.

Women out there....is it so?
-- Marcel Archard
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Eh...this very contradict and sarcastic...
-- Marykay Ash
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.

Enjoy^_^