UTAR a lot of Leng Lui's

[misled_youth]

Ode to Utar
Anon
Jul 30, 04 2:07pm

I join Utar because UM reject me,
I thought Utar would be a good uni,
but end up wanna lompat from KLCC...

Utar exist thanks to MCA,
Dr Ling always said Utar bagus;
as he employed all MCA members,
so you can see cina, cina and cina...

Admin people not helpful,
always ask us to tunggu, tunggu, tunggu;
do things slow like siput,
remind again kena marah like gila...

Big white shark always tipu us,
said we could form any clubs;
when we want snooker club,
she said snookers only for smookers...

Utar treat us like donkey,
each seminar put us different places;
from block PA move to block PD,
distance PA to PD is 2km ...

FICT is getting crazy,
keep changing subjects for different intakes;
make us cannot get notes from seniors,
pity us have to study the whole text book...

Utar is University Tak Ada Ruang,
everything in Utar is limited;
based on first-come-first-serve basis,
if you are slow then is too bad ...

Classrooms in Utar are 'cheap sikit',
aircon not cold, we pening kepala,
tables, chairs, white boards all too small,
I wonder who could take the toll...

I drive CLK to Utar everyday,
kesian my Cute Little Kelisa got no place to park,
so I always block people's car,
leave message to remove car,
but end up polis give me summons...

PA canteen uncle very gemuk one,
I think he wear 65 inches pants,
always scold his worker malas tak kerja,
and the food always sejuk tak sedap ...

Library in Utar really kecil,
no books, no seats, no tables;
students there are very noisy,
sometimes I feel like bunuh them...

Utar computer lab tiada standard,
lab assistant always naik angin,
because we always ask him to change ribbon,
and Utar server always go mati ...

Utar got no place for revision,
every corner I go always see people,
break time I always get crazy,
because there is no place to study...

95 percent Utar student are Chinese,
only talk Mandarin, Hokkien and Hakka,
cannot speak a word in English,
so they always carry a electronic dictionary...

No doubts Utar got leng lui,
very pretty, very cute, and sexy,
make sure you got money before asking them out,
if not later she lari...

Utar always claim itself ada standard,
but you will vomit when u know the truth,
paying RM4,000-plus every semester,
but you?ll never get the value of 4k ...

Maybe you don't believe that Utar is so lousy,
you may ask your friends from Utar,
to see whether I'm telling the truth,
I'm here to let u know how bad it is ...

So please study hard in STPM,
so that you can go local U,
if not you'll be like me,
paying so much but still empty!

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[The_Observer]

Well...nowhere is perfect, don't you think?

Patience...patience...

Don't end up like the ppl who are already like that...ppl slap you on the cheek, you 'slap' them by giving your other cheek la. In the end, guarantee they kana 'slap' even worse.

3 problems with the world:

1. Materialism
2. Relativism
3. Secularism

If can rid yourself of all that above. Your life will be hard but ultimately rewarding :D

[zAiTsEv]

i still think that the inti poem is better. at least got rhyme.

[Daniel]

Hahaha..... nice poem. Got poem from INTI too? Mind to paste it here so that i could enjoy it as well? I have a friend who got 3A in SPM currently enrol in UTAR/TARC (not sure about it). He is being praised like a genius just because he got 3A in SPM which considered very very clever among the students there. Weird...... My friend also tell me that most of the students there are not paying attention in study but always involved in Co-cu activities.

[kucingbiru]

cool poem, but what is leng lui??

[debbie]

leng lui means pretty girl. ^_^.Same as 'wanita cantik', 'bishojo' and pretty woman.

[gal_flower]

singaporeans call leng luis as chio bus...

[gatecrasher]

i still think that the inti poem is better. at least got rhyme.
i agree... this one a bit cheong hei (long winded). lots of redundant words. :wink:

Got poem from INTI too? Mind to paste it here so that i could enjoy it as well?
got it in a forward mail. liked it so much, i saved it until now.
here goes... enjoy!

Guyz n Galz Pay attention~
now i'm telling u how's the college which i'm studying
through a poem wrote by INTI student,,~
HAV FUN~
A Poem of INTI

At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI's so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they're so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don't want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy

Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That's why loh people say he is "cc"

He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven't pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money


(u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)

Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi

[__earth]

3 problems with the world:

1. Materialism
2. Relativism
3. Secularism

If can rid yourself of all that above. Your life will be hard but ultimately rewarding :D

i would say fundamentalism instead of secularism. People with fundamentalist belief have the more problem than secularized belief (minus communist of course).

but im digressing.

[The_Observer]

If only we could get Gurmit Singh (aka Phua Chu Kang) to sing the INTI or the UTAR poem...
Would bring the entire roof down :lol:

[ElansarGelmir]

Haha... Gurmeet's SARS rap.... use ur blain use ur blain!

[warrior]

haha.......INTI Poem....brilliant ........ :lol: :lol: I laugh until cannot control myself.....haha..... :lol: :lol:

got some more about other colleges...like Taylor...Sunway...??

[gatecrasher]

it's high time UiTM had its own too!
maybe someone should come up with an unofficial anthem? set new lyrics to the tune of the UiTM song.

in fact i was once so upset with certain OSSP staff that it crossed my mind that an OSSP poem would be nice. not surprisingly, i never bothered with it. but i did come up with some unofficial acronyms.
*OSSP is INTEC, Uitm's office of student services and placement

talking about leng lui, perhaps there are more international leng lui's at IIU (International Islamic University) - hey middle eastern girls are very pretty too!
But course, their beauty is hidden behind the veil. But that doesn't make them not "leng lui" - and come on, UTAR is not the only college with "leng lui", last I heard Lim Kok Wing has a bunch too. :twisted:

[digimushu]

hahaha

Actually if you want to see leng lui, go to the business college of any university and you will see them. no nid to go all the way to UTAR, just take business courses.

[kintaro_kun]

talking about leng lui, perhaps there are more international leng lui's at IIU (International Islamic University) - hey middle eastern girls are very pretty too!
But course, their beauty is hidden behind the veil. But that doesn't make them not "leng lui" - and come on, UTAR is not the only college with "leng lui", last I heard Lim Kok Wing has a bunch too. :twisted:

lim kok wing's ads in the newspapers always have a bunch of students wearing black. is black their official colour? and lim kok wing himself looks like an ape.

[strikingstar]

when we want snooker club,
she said snookers only for smookers...

Prefer pool actually. Snooker table a tad too big for my liking.



First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee

Oohhh, like tai tee too. If got mahjong lagi baik. Haven't played for so long, 手都痒了。

[Dr_Tay]

Leng lui aya why just go for that?

[day_dreamer]

leng lui or not ... i'm sure that they can't beat Kaede. LOL~~~

[zhixin]

Haiyo, go UTAR to study la. Not to see leng lui...

[KaiBoon]

Is that UTAR really as bad as what was said by misled_youth? :roll: Hmm...I don't think so because at least UTAR is a university. There're plenty of requirements for an institution to gain university status. UTAR shouldn't be that bad as described ya...i reckon...

I can't imagine a college life without leng lui-s... it's most torturous... this is simply nightmare!

So, be thankful, at least UTAR's got leng lui-s. Quality of education is just supplementary. :wink:

[00]

leng nui all graduated already haha

[00]

Every Uni hv it own story.Almost the same. Just local Uni not need so many $$. Then not need so hardworking , you wouldn't be the last place in your course coz haha.....

No need pay more and relax you can get at least B+ for all subjects...., no accident, all are graduate with First/Second upper class.So make sure you still alive until graduate from Uni....

Then jobless % also increase ....haha

Think about students attitude lar.... also very rude(kurang ajar)