Pantun Hari raya

[Thirdshifter]

Here's some funnies, at least i find it funny.

Kelantan

Make nasik cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita


Terengganu...

Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...

Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin


Johor...

Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...

Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...

Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur...

Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu


Perak...

Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai


Kedah...

Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...

Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis...

Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

[Schye]

Menu dan tanto:

1) Nasik Impit........Botak
2) Kuah Kacang......Mek Ti, Aida, Alia
3) Rendang Ayam.........Sheera, Feda
4) Rendang Daging.........Abang Shakam(sponsored by abg shakam n family)
5) Roti Jala........Eyin, Azwan
6) Kari Ayam....Ejot, Syam
7) Nasik Tomato..........Za, Intan, Nizan
8) Acar.........Mat Ley, Ketar
9) Air..( Teh Susu, Teh Biasa dan Air Sirap)........Radhi, Firdaus
10) Kuah Lodeh dan sambal......Kak Izan(sponsored by abg din n family)
11) Kuih-muih raya..............Kak Mai(sponsored by abg Isrami n family)

best "pantun" that i can find....

[luke]

Perak...

Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai
teman pon oghang peghok ... ni ha pantun teman:

kampung teman dok kat bote
dusun deghoyan berjele-jele
jangan dok sedih bile nak ghaye
pase teman pon tak balik same

[masterof_none]

Menu dan tanto:

1) Nasik Impit........Botak
2) Kuah Kacang......Mek Ti, Aida, Alia
3) Rendang Ayam.........Sheera, Feda
4) Rendang Daging.........Abang Shakam(sponsored by abg shakam n family)
5) Roti Jala........Eyin, Azwan
6) Kari Ayam....Ejot, Syam
7) Nasik Tomato..........Za, Intan, Nizan
8) Acar.........Mat Ley, Ketar
9) Air..( Teh Susu, Teh Biasa dan Air Sirap)........Radhi, Firdaus
10) Kuah Lodeh dan sambal......Kak Izan(sponsored by abg din n family)
11) Kuih-muih raya..............Kak Mai(sponsored by abg Isrami n family)

best "pantun" that i can find....
12) Mabo Tofu ................... Schye :o

[Schye]

Mabo Tofu tak halal laaaaaa :roll:

selamat hari raye,
selamat beraye,
selamat bergaye
ngan baju raye,
selamat makan kuih raye..
yg dah expired tuh bawak bawak la simpan tuk tahun depan,
selamat kem kad raye kat aku jgn lupe amik alamat
, selamat segale gale yg boleh diselamatkan,
terselamat dan pandu cermat jiwe selamat..


Selamat Hari Raya kepada semua rakan-rakan Musliam...
Kalo ada Kuih Raya lebih tuh , jangan lupa send kat aku.

[luke]

Thread re-opened and bumped up for everyone to enjoy :whoo

[capablanca]

Selamat Hari Raya,
Aidilfitri Mulia,
Saya kini di seranta,
Kepada semua yang beraya di Malaysia,
Jangan lupa hantar kuih raya kepada saya.

(My BM deteriorate significantly.)

[starlover]

Selamat Hari Raya,
Aidilfitri Mulia,
Saya kini di seranta,
Kepada semua yang beraya di Malaysia,
Jangan lupa hantar kuih raya kepada saya.

(My BM deteriorate significantly.)

what is seranta eh?:huh

[Keiko123]

Selamat Hari Raya,
Jangan lupa melindungi alam,
Demi generasi muda kita.
Saya kini di shah alam,
Kepada semua yang beraya di Malaysia,
Jangan hanya makan ayam percik setiap malam,
Mesti ingat hantar duit raya kepada saya.


Haha... first time create pantun... :P

[starlover]

Selamat Hari Raya,
Jangan lupa melindungi alam,
Demi generasi muda kita.
Saya kini di shah alam,
Kepada semua yang beraya di Malaysia,
Jangan hanya makan ayam percik setiap malam,
Mesti ingat hantar duit raya kepada saya.


Haha... first time create pantun... :P

:nuts why this pantun got no rangkap?hehe

[Keiko123]

:nuts why this pantun got no rangkap?hehe
What's rangkap? Stanza is it? I don't know how to write pantun la... It's done randomly...
Haha... my BM rusted already...

[luke]

Has been a year,
It comes again;
Selamat Hari Raya,
Maaf Zahir Batin.

Mountain Daik's branches got three,
Pandan Island is far far in the middle;
With friends, relatives and family,
Hari raya is time to mingle.

If your garden got hot spring,
May I take a dip in it please?;
Balik kampung time better no speeding,
Unless you wanna give bonus to the police.

Push wood pull wood,
Keranji fruit inside a boat;
Hari raya got lots of food,
But don't eat too much like a goat.

Two three cats run run,
Where got the same as the striped one;
That's all for me I gotta run,
Duit raya? Where got one? :nod

Jackfuit just outside the yard,
With bamboo stick give it a whack;
Salam aidilfitri from the bottom of my heart,
If you want more, wait till I get back.

:wtf

[starlover]

Has been a year,
It comes again;
Selamat Hari Raya,
Maaf Zahir Batin.

Mountain Daik's branches got three,
Pandan Island is far far in the middle;
With friends, relatives and family,
Hari raya is time to mingle.

If your garden got hot spring,
May I take a dip in it please?;
Balik kampung time better no speeding,
Unless you wanna give bonus to the police.

Push wood pull wood,
Keranji fruit inside a boat;
Hari raya got lots of food,
But don't eat too much like a goat.

Two three cats run run,
Where got the same as the striped one;
That's all for me I gotta run,
Duit raya? Where got one? :nod

Jackfuit just outside the yard,
With bamboo stick give it a whack;
Salam aidilfitri from the bottom of my heart,
If you want more, wait till I get back.

:wtf

:wtf

so funny!wahahaha :lmao :lmao :lmao

keiko,actually i tak pandai buat pantun too :cry

[technicolor]

Has been a year,
It comes again;
Selamat Hari Raya,
Maaf Zahir Batin.

Mountain Daik's branches got three,
Pandan Island is far far in the middle;
With friends, relatives and family,
Hari raya is time to mingle.

If your garden got hot spring,
May I take a dip in it please?;
Balik kampung time better no speeding,
Unless you wanna give bonus to the police.

Push wood pull wood,
Keranji fruit inside a boat;
Hari raya got lots of food,
But don't eat too much like a goat.

Two three cats run run,
Where got the same as the striped one;
That's all for me I gotta run,
Duit raya? Where got one? :nod

Jackfuit just outside the yard,
With bamboo stick give it a whack;
Salam aidilfitri from the bottom of my heart,
If you want more, wait till I get back.

:wtf

Wahh so creative :rawr