PeiWen
27-02-2004, 07:38 AM
Have You Ever Wondered...
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become *disoriented* ???
- If people from Poland are called "Poles" why aren't
people from Holland called "Holes" ???
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ???
- When a cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ???
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist ???
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite words ???
- If horrific means to make horrible, shouldn't
terrific mean to make terrible ???
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ???
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them?!? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for
them while they delivered the mail!
- No one ever says "It's only a game" when their
team is winning...
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from ???
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one ???
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence ??? :-)
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP ??? ;-)
Quite true enough yea?? :roll:
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become *disoriented* ???
- If people from Poland are called "Poles" why aren't
people from Holland called "Holes" ???
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ???
- When a cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ???
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist ???
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite words ???
- If horrific means to make horrible, shouldn't
terrific mean to make terrible ???
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ???
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them?!? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for
them while they delivered the mail!
- No one ever says "It's only a game" when their
team is winning...
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from ???
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one ???
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence ??? :-)
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP ??? ;-)
Quite true enough yea?? :roll: