PeiWen
02-03-2004, 10:21 PM
Wrong message...
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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman
asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says, "let's put,
'you are not getting older you are getting better'."
The salesman asks, "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, "Well put 'You are not getting older',
at the top and 'You are getting better', at the bottom."
The real fun didnt start until the cake was opened
and the entire party watched the message decorated
on the cake:
'YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP
YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM'
Brunettes VS Blondes
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking
through the desert when she came across a magic
lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her
that she got three wishes with one catch:
All the blondes in the world would get twice
whatever she asked for.
So the brunette thought a while and then wished
for a million dollars.
'Every blonde in the world will get two million,'
reminded the genie.
The brunette said that was fine and then she asked
for an incredibly handsome man.
'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly
handsome men,' said the genie.
The brunette said that was fine too and the genie
granted her wishes. 'Now for your third wish,'
said the genie.
'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette,
'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'
Nice kids?!?
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Lil' Suzi was in her bedroom when her younger brother
knocked on the door.
"Hey! Let me in," he shouted.
"I can't let you in because I'm in my nightgown and
mama says it isn't right for little boys to see little
girls in their nightgowns!"
Her little brother thought about this for a moment,
then turned to walk away, when Cindy called out from
her room, "You can come in now! I took it off!"
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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman
asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says, "let's put,
'you are not getting older you are getting better'."
The salesman asks, "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, "Well put 'You are not getting older',
at the top and 'You are getting better', at the bottom."
The real fun didnt start until the cake was opened
and the entire party watched the message decorated
on the cake:
'YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP
YOU ARE GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM'
Brunettes VS Blondes
---------------------------------
A brunette who really hated blondes was walking
through the desert when she came across a magic
lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her
that she got three wishes with one catch:
All the blondes in the world would get twice
whatever she asked for.
So the brunette thought a while and then wished
for a million dollars.
'Every blonde in the world will get two million,'
reminded the genie.
The brunette said that was fine and then she asked
for an incredibly handsome man.
'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly
handsome men,' said the genie.
The brunette said that was fine too and the genie
granted her wishes. 'Now for your third wish,'
said the genie.
'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette,
'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'
Nice kids?!?
---------------------------------
Lil' Suzi was in her bedroom when her younger brother
knocked on the door.
"Hey! Let me in," he shouted.
"I can't let you in because I'm in my nightgown and
mama says it isn't right for little boys to see little
girls in their nightgowns!"
Her little brother thought about this for a moment,
then turned to walk away, when Cindy called out from
her room, "You can come in now! I took it off!"