Top 10 list......

[Melo_15]

hey i wanna start a topic, where u guyz can post top 10 (well not exactly 10 only....) of anything, 4 example, top 10 reason why we should sleep early, 5 reason y men should wear socks....bla bla just example....so to get things started, ill post this:

i got this at net laugher.com...hehe :D

16 reasons why alcohol should be served in d office

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross

hope u guyz will post more!!!

[Melo_15]

25 Phrases Of Wisdom



1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

[Melo_15]

20 Ways To Say Your Fly(zip) Is Open- for men of coz



20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts. hahaha :D

[Melo_15]

50 Rules For Women



This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do. LOL!!!

[__earth]

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[Cirnelle]

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do. LOL!!!

Thats a good one!! :lol:

[ElansarGelmir]

10 ways to survive in UiTM (for future juniors):

1. Get a laptop and a printer. The Cyber cafes here are darn expensive, while the comps in UiTM are hopeless

2. Eat more often at Wira Sejati and Cili Merah. The food there can be 'cheaper'.

3. For some classes who got some lecturer, please bring some air refresheners. You need fresh air...

4. Get a car! You can't rely on the bus service here!

5. There's nothing edible in Section 18 Shah Alam. So go to Section 16 and 25 instead!

6. Be good in acting. You'll need to feign stomach ache or not feeling well during Ethics. Then you can go yam cha or sleep in the library ....

7. Be prepared for speed writing in Datin Minda's Advance Writing classes. You'll really need that, trust me!

8. It's safe to copy and paste in UiTM. The lecturers do not bother to check it out, as long as you put document some sources! :wink:

9. Be cautious of thieves, burglars and day-light robbers. We can have interview sessions with the victims on how the thieves operate...

10. Get ready a card deck with you in class. You dunno when you'll need it, like during Speech Communication .... BRIDGE RULEZ!

[yekban81]

Top 10 Butt Exercises

Are you happy with your butt? Most of us aren't. They're too small, too big, too saggy, too flabby...this list goes on. The right cardio exercise and weight training activities (like squats and deadlifts) can make a difference in your backside and help you get those buns of steel. Find out the best cardio and strength training exercises for strengthening and firming up your rear.

Top 10 Butt exercise : http://exercise.about.com/cs/exerciseworkouts/tp/butt.htm

[USSDefiantNX74205]

Not sure if any of you remember the TV show, but...

Top Ten Things Learned From Watching MacGyver

10. The Chernobyl disaster could easily have been averted with a good, old fashioned, Hershey's Bar.

9. Ink pens are the perfect diameter for splicing cut fuel lines and repairing your busted jeep.

8. A first name isn't necessary to be successful.

7. While you may not be able to conquer the world with it, a blade of grass and some sand sure do make one helluva bomb.

6. Women are strangely attracted to men who can diffuse nuclear weapons with a handful of paperclips and a wad of gum.

5. Never give a prisoner access to paper clips, thread, or broken glass.

4. Outside a Swiss Army Knife, Physics is your best friend.

3. That you can survive a fiery explosion or a plunge into oily seawater and STILL have good hair

2. Guns are for the feeble and weak!

1. That suspension of disbelief is a powerful weapon.

[Ic3b3rg]

top 10 things to do when u r bored....haha.... jus kidding...

1) IM people randomly, and say *sniff sniff* *sob* My b-brain is missing, will u help me find it? It's really fun. And ask dumb blonde questions. Act stupid.
2) Go walk around and smack ur forehead and mutter: "Shut up, all of u, just SHUT UP!"
3) Run around ur house 13 times while singing a Britney Spears song for 13 minutes, and stuff 13 socks in ur shirt.
4) Draw a little square with chalk, and announce to people at the park, that it's YOUR space.
5) Chew and smack gum really loudly and ask some1 for gum. If they say no, yell "UR MEAN!!"
6) Say 2 a person: U wanna fite! Let's do it! Just, um, try not 2 hit my pretty face. Thanx.
7) Wear a weird outfit and walk around town. See what happens.
8) Whenever some1 asks u a question, say "What?". As soon as they start 2 talk again, cut them off with another, "WHAT?"
9) When some1 walks by ur house, go under ur sprinkler and yell, "IM MELTING, IM MELTING!" And fall.
10) When some1 asks 2 borrow paper, say, "Do u think paper grows on trees?!" Then laugh hysterically.

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