Story game... it needs everyone?s participation...

[iQing]

hey... let?s get the snowball rolling and make it roll big...
I will start a story and u will write something short to continue the story until infinity...
everyone must write a part of the story...
OK.. let?s go...




One day chenchow invite pak lah to join ReCom via email...
the next day he saw Pak Lah?s name in one of the ReCom forum thread....

(pls continue the story)

[deaf-knee]

So of course everyone thought it was a joke. What with the Mahathir thread and all.

[iQing]

but chenchow dunno it was elansar behind pak lah?s ID...
later the truth come up because "pak lah" spam a lot... hahaha .. lol

[Zeroth]

"pak lah" was banned from the thread. However, the real Pak Lah came in. Everyone thought it was another joke.

He gave lotsa great ideas. Again, people thought elansar was trying to be funny. :lol:

[iQing]

then iQing pm pak lah saying to him "woi, jangan jadi bodoh main main lah... pergi cari tiang hentuk2 kepala...."

hehe

[chiunlin]

And Elansar came along and asked," Who's that Pak Lah?"

Then iQing received a call from jpa director, "Mahu saya hentak kepala lu ke?"

[iQing]

then iQing tell JPA

"saya tak tau ape2. chenchow gune ID saya. Die di US sekarang"

[deaf-knee]

then while chenchow was reading his notes for the umpteenth time he receives a call from the US president.

[kucingbiru]

...the us president asks chenchow if he's an al-queda member. he olso ask if pak lah is looking for some nukiller weapons....

[Zeroth]

chenchow says he's from al-recom.

[kucingbiru]

the US president alerts the CIA that there's a new threat to the US National Security, al-recom

[iQing]

...and to attack al-ReCom US send some of thier best hacking agents to hack recom but failed terribly....

[kucingbiru]

and they failed because kucingbiru ate their mice. (yeah, kucingbiru rocks).

[iQing]

they found out that kucingbiru is a kind of new virus that can jam thier system.

[pandaboy]

then norton antivirus developed an antivirus update patch for every computers in this world...to direct the another stronger virus to kucingbiru's com...

kucingbiru's com exploded....

[iQing]

that?s because kucing biru kena another 2 stronger viruses : tikus putih and anjing hitam

[pandaboy]

kucingbiru survived the explosion...
but his neighbour...osama was killed in the explosion after the kettle hanging on the wall fall onto his head...

[PJKru]

KucingBiru won the lottery

[iQing]

kucing biru donates 10 million to ReCom..

[PJKru]

Recom notices that everyone in Recom applies to become an anchor.

[deaf-knee]

because Recom Anchors automatically get full scholarships to universities of their choice

[kucingbiru]

..because recom set up a scholarship fund and name it after the benefactor, Tun Kucingbiru. however bachok83 misuses the money and starts a reality show, claiming that he's a guy who inherits millions of dolloars and looking for love.

[pandaboy]

this is not a debate....so i moved this thread to Social and Entertainment Corner ....

[pandaboy]

As suggested my IQing who started this thread.... I deleted my earlier posts which might hurt some ppl's feeling... and the posts that follow. Sorry, and I hope we can continue the story... and hope that no one's feeling got hurt because of this.
I'm not abusing my power, I just hope that there is no intention to hurt anyone's feeling here.

Enjoy....

[iQing]

it?s just a game involving recomrs.. just like throwing snowballs... we play and we have good relationships with each other... let?s continue.... where were we now?


..because recom set up a scholarship fund and name it after the benefactor, Tun Kucingbiru. however bachok83 misuses the money and starts a reality show, claiming that he's a guy who inherits millions of dolloars and looking for love.



but his show is not laku... so tv3 and ntv 7 rejected him....

[deaf-knee]

but then 8TV accepted coz they got nothing else to show... all the good shows too expensive to be bought

[PJKru]

Episode one shows a clip from chenchows house where he puts one of the tapes in the video player and sits down to watch.

[budakkerek]

only to find it jammed. Dang..now chenchow has to get help to untangle the tape from his VCR.

[USSDefiantNX74205]

As chenchow is bending down and fumbling with the VCR, a SWAT team kicks down his door and arrests him for buying pirated VCDs

[pandaboy]

bachok83 bailed him out of the prison with the 10million ringgit....

[ElansarGelmir]

and bachok gave a secret mission for Chen Chow...

[deaf-knee]

which was to go in disguise as an ISA officer

[The_Observer]

he was given a hammer and a yellow pages book as his weapons

[USSDefiantNX74205]

They then sent him to Kamunting detention center...

[The_Observer]

he is to interrogate a certain rogue student named iQing who tried to smuggle smoked sausages into Malaysia

[iQing]

he failed because iQing cunningly uses the seduction of sexy girls to lure him....

[ElansarGelmir]

However, the girls see that Chen chow is good and iQing is the devil, so they decided to betray the mean old scrooge and help chen chow instead.

[iQing]

but due to misunderstanding chenchow and girls are put in jail by the police.

[ElansarGelmir]

Chen chow was horrified to notice that one of the officers in charge is Lynndie England.

[iQing]

she is accompanied by ElansarGelmir

[ElansarGelmir]

who's on another secret mission by shamsul to rescue Chen chow and his gals...


### Eh, those whose names are involved, join in the fun too lar... it just take a little of your time and creativity to start hundreds of other ideas...

###

[iQing]

but under iQing?s hypnosis Elansar become evil and obey iQing to destroy chenchow.

[ElansarGelmir]

elansar gelmir (me?) unconsciously take out a long sharp blade...

walked behind chen chow slowly....

and when he did not notice it ... [continue]

[iQing]

suddenly kucing biru hops out of no where...
violently kucig biru.....

[ElansarGelmir]

sounds like puss in boots from shrek...

nvm,
kucing biru bites iQing's hand, and Elansar is free from iQing's evil spell. Gelmir Elansar.... [continue]


{i have a suggestion... why dun we start end the sentence and start another sentence with an object for the next person to continue?
}

[iQing]

...has lost his memory...
he thinks chenchow....

[ElansarGelmir]

he thinks chen chow is iQing. Chen Chow...

[iQing]

.. chenchow found out that Elansar is trying to kill him...
angrily chenchow....

[budakkerek]

sat down on the floor and started meditating, which he always does when he's angry.
Seeing this, iQing quickly...

[iQing]

...ask his assassins budak kerek, fish and Shuly to attact chenchow and Elansar....

[budakkerek]

with their super-motor mouth.
budakkerek refused, because iQing wrote her name in 2 words when it is actually a one-word name.
Fish decided at that very minute...

[USSDefiantNX74205]

to break them all outta jail instead. So they stole a prison bus...

[iQing]

after escaping they are chased by traffic polices as they drive too fast

[USSDefiantNX74205]

Making a quick turn, the caused an accident and a 100 car pileup at Sg Besi toll plaza

[iQing]

somehow they escape with anwar ibrahim not knowingly...

[USSDefiantNX74205]

chenchow screamed "Anwar??!? What on earth are you doing hiding in the bus??" while iQing drives it at 160kmh (is this possible with a bus? :D ) heading for Batang Kali

[The_Observer]

....suddenly they stopped at a mamak stall along the way...

[ElansarGelmir]

and belanja the policemen some teh tarik and 1 roti canai each. The policemen decided to take a break while...

[iQing]

the anti corruption officers come and catch those minum kopi policemen...

[gatecrasher]

while the bribers make their escape, heading for KLIA

[iQing]

since all the main charactors are gone, the story ends.......

PART 2


one day elansar is walking along the path of grass....

[gatecrasher]

when he sees a group of people playing bridge...

[iQing]

one of them is gatecrusher...
he?s wearing a pink cap.

[budakkerek]

and pink leg-warmers, and pink shirt, and a pink leotard. Elansar said,"man..you look like a walking air sirap bandung!"

feeling hurt, gatecrusher...

[iQing]

... cries...

not far away comes a guy who looks like..

<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6fNUtm2qSbcJ:people.cornell.edu/pages/cy55/chenchow.jpg>

who was talking to with this man...

<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zLhF7T8JBkwJ:antarctica.mir.com.my/images/mahathir.jpg>

hears his cries.....
so this guy...

[The_Observer]

was invited to join in their bridge game...
that guy noticed an out of place notch on the ace of spades

[iQing]

was invited to join in their bridge game...
that guy noticed an out of place notch on the ace of spades


u got the game confusd... the guy should respond to one posting before the current posting.. not to the posting far back behind.. anyway.....


this guy heard the cry so he go and see what has happened...

[deaf-knee]

on his way there he slipped on a banana skin

[iQing]

he hit his head very hard on the floor and he forget who he was....

on his name tag there was his name : chenchow

[deaf-knee]

he screwed his face up wondering why it read chenchow and not Chen Chow because it certaily sounded chinese but wasn't spelled in a chinese way

[iQing]

feeling clueless chenchow look up...
the person he?s looking at is...

<img src=http://www.virtualmalaysia.com/mediafile/vmmx/minister/ht/LingLiongSik.jpg>

[The_Observer]

NB: Some of your posts dun make sense anyway....

...it suddenly dawned on him that he had stumbled into a meeting of ex-ministers....

[ElansarGelmir]

... and he wonders to himself, "Am i one of the YB's too?"

and the one of the ministers said,"Welcome to the Yang Bersara clubs."

The guy who just lost his memory...


BTW, gatecrasher is a girl lar, iQing. Get your genders straight! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[iQing]

oh.. sorry. i dunno nowadays girls are using musculine names... BTW..


...as chenchow close and open his eyes again...
he sees the pink guy.....
just now he was experiencing temporary mental disorder where he sees fake memory figure...

the voice he heard was fake as well...
actually it was the pink guy saing to him... "r u alright?"

[The_Observer]

...a jolt of deja vu enter's his head....
He remembers an angelic voice caling his name 'Chenchow, chenchow, chenchow'.....

[iQing]

..no doubt it was the voice of sarah brightman......

[gatecrasher]

*intermission*
BTW, gatecrasher is a girl lar, iQing. Get your genders straight! :lol: :lol: :lol:
They're talking about gatecrusher not gatecrasher. :lol:
My long-lost twin, perhaps?

[iQing]

continue with the story......



the pink guy splash chenchow with a cup of cold water (not hot water ah...)...
as chenchow awakes.....

[ElansarGelmir]

*intermission*
BTW, gatecrasher is a girl lar, iQing. Get your genders straight! :lol: :lol: :lol:
They're talking about gatecrusher not gatecrasher. :lol:
My long-lost twin, perhaps?

iQing typed too fast. That's why lots of typo... Btw iQing, why are u always anti-climax? Always leading the story to some non-entertaining plots...



... Chen chow went in search for the angelic voice. The voice, is the key to his memory. Chen Chow...

[The_Observer]

<The_Observer thinks Elansar is right...very anti-climax>

....sees a distant of a girl, her hair is long and she has a flowing aqua blue robe. She holds her hand out to him....

[iQing]

<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cnFHJi09AfcJ:www.jal.co.jp/otobutai/img/brightman.jpg>(sarah brightman)



... she touches chenchow?s face....
still in dreamlike state chenchow....

[iQing]

... chenchow? chenchow...
wake up.....

[budakkerek]

chenchow opened his eyes, and saw a lady perring at him. He tried to touch her ethereal face, but...

[The_Observer]

...suddenly, the face changed to that of a horrible looking fiend, chenchow was stunned...

[iQing]

chenchow tries to run but....

[darkhorse_86]

he knows that he can't hide, so he tries to condition his mind to make the fiend disappear

[iQing]

quickly chenchow chant some secret mantra...
his body starts to glow with mysterious chi....

[ElansarGelmir]

... chen chow got an enlightment! and he was under a Bo tree that time...

[littlebigone]

...he realizes that all this is actually happening in Recom's "Story Game" thread...

[wpyeoh]

...and storms here to find the culprits. (So why am I joining in now? :roll: ) He points his finger and says...

[ElansarGelmir]

...Wong Han Ching, stop using my name!

[pandaboy]

Since then, iQing is no longer seen in RECOM. But....