Originally Posted by vseehua
A: What game?
Q: If a mouse that walks on two legs is Mickey Mouse, and a dog that walks on two legs is Goofy, what do you call a duck that walks on two legs?
That's a trick question! Ducks have only two legs.
A: I fell down a five-feet obstacle course
Q: If a red house is made of red bricks, a yellow house out of yellow bricks and a blue house out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?